today as i was cleaning, i turned around to jeremy up on the counter washing dishes! he proudly shouts "mom! boys, i mean Jeremys JUST KNOW how to wash dishes. really they do!" and then i heard a glass shatter on the tile "and sorry i just bumped a glass on the floor. 

next up floors. earmuffs optional.

he was doing pretty good at cleaning the floors, until he started sucking up bigger things, which then changed to sucking up is skin and lips. ha ha!